Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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