he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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