she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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