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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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