I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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