Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
His nipple licking is glorious
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