woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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