I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
that's an acceptable place to lick
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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