She's JV to your varsity
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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