I molested 6 butterflies tonight
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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