I hate your face
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I want to have your abortion
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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