question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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