You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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