People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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