This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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