I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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