Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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