Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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