tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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