Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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