ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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