ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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