I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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