i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Randomize
