awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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