would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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