i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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