Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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