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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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