Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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