is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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