Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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