Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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