Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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