He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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