ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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