after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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