She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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