hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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