At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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