Already got asked if we're dating
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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