Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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