Taylor Swift is so right about you.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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