You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
high people should be assigned attendants
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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