If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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