i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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