do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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