My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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