if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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