I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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