Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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