That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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