how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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