SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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