I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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