he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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